if you are a man and if you are married, separated, almost divorced or in any other way emotionally unavailable and you cozy up to me and attempt to get involved with me I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NUTS, MAKE EARRINGS OUT OF THEM AND THEN FORCE YOU TO WEAR THEM... I WILL THEN TAKE PICTURES OF YOU WEARING YOUR NUT EARRINGS AND POST THEM TO EVERY SINGLE PAGE I CAN THINK OF ON THE INTERNET... I WILL MAKE SURE EVERY WOMAN IN THE FREE WORLD KNOWS THAT YOU ARE A LYING FILTHY DIRTY DOG BASTARD AND YOU WILL NEVER GET LAID AGAIN... well, you weren't really gonna have much luck in the sex department anyways because i will have cut off your nuts, remember?... so i guess it goes without saying...

unavailable men of earth, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

in 2007 ANY unavailable man who attempts to get a piece of this will find themselves so sorry they won't know what hit 'em...

thank you and now back to you regularly scheduled posts...