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I got a rage bitches - My fucking ex boyfriend, is "still in love with me" according to him, and emails me daily, I rarely respond.
I'm only keeping in touch because, he owes me money (no wonder he's an ex) and he might help me out and take my cat in a month.
BUT everytime he hooks up with someone he feels the need to email me and tell me about it!! WTF!!!??? I mean I know what he's trying to do, let me know that other women want him, or make me jealous or something. Which it doesn't do, I dumped his loser-ass. And I have a new boyfriend that I'm madly in love with - which makes him nuts!
But why SICK - it's sooooo disgusting - these girls he's boning - I know they are just nasty sluts, I've seen him with one of them before. They are just an easy lay, his standards are sooo low.
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WHY WON"T HE FUCK OFFF!!!!!!
I got a rage bitches - My fucking ex boyfriend, is "still in love with me" according to him, and emails me daily, I rarely respond.
I'm only keeping in touch because, he owes me money (no wonder he's an ex) and he might help me out and take my cat in a month.
BUT everytime he hooks up with someone he feels the need to email me and tell me about it!! WTF!!!??? I mean I know what he's trying to do, let me know that other women want him, or make me jealous or something. Which it doesn't do, I dumped his loser-ass. And I have a new boyfriend that I'm madly in love with - which makes him nuts!
But why SICK - it's sooooo disgusting - these girls he's boning - I know they are just nasty sluts, I've seen him with one of them before. They are just an easy lay, his standards are sooo low.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY WON"T HE FUCK OFFF!!!!!!
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Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 9:42 AMYou either put up with his shit or cut him off. He might be too stupid to know the difference between "polite" and "jump your bones".
You can try to be direct. It might work, but do not count on it.
Have you specifically told him that his emails make you feel ill? Tell him that when he hooks up with girls, you would rather rip out your intestines with a fork then hear about it. You have to be that clear.
It boils down to the fact he has a couple things over you. Money and kittysitting might be worth putting up with his crap. You must decide.
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 9:45 AMYeah the money is kinda worth it. That sounds bad, but it's one of those things, where I totally gave way too much in the relationship and he's "back on his feet" now, which he never fucking was when he was with me, but it'd be so nice to be paid back what he owes me.
But yeah I told him that, it totally sicks me out and makes my brain melt out of my ears like gravy to hear about his "conquests".
I told him, I don't expect him to be celebate, but the less I know the better. That I way I don't get angry and try to throw large objects at his head. -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:20 AMFuck it. Start talking to him in detail about your sex life with your man. "Damn, now that we're on the subject of sex, my boyfriend's cock is SO HUGE I can barely get it all in my mouth". Make shit up like, "Yeah, then when he stuck his cock in my ass, a bunch of santorum squirted out all over the place and really started to stink. Luckily, his dog had just came into the room and licked it up for us. It was really gross, but sexy in a weird way, you know? Actually, now that I mention it, is your dad into anal? I always thought he was really hot. He was a great kisser, at least." Etc. Etc.
Don't forget. we're supposed to be bitches here. Show that little dork what's what. He's just telling you this shit hoping to get a reaction. You should tell him how neat you think it is that he's getting some pussy considering...and leave it at that. -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:25 AMFor that matter, mention the threesomes you have been having. Muse about how it is strange you never felt comfortable enough with him to lick hiss seed from some supermodel's boobs and such.
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:49 AMNEXT TIME HE MENTIONS ANOTHER VOMAN - TELL HIM 'NO SHE VAS NOT DAT GOOD! I'VE HAD BETTER!'
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:02 AM"Yeah the money is kinda worth it...
it totally sicks me out and makes my brain melt out of my ears like gravy...
he's "back on his feet" now, which he never fucking was when he was with me, but it'd be so nice to be paid back what he owes me. "
I have sooo been in this situation, or something like it... I had a boyfriend who was a housepainter, but it was off-season; he moved in with me and I supported him with my school loans... I bought him all kinds of clothes, too, so at least he could LOOK cute... he looked so cute, he got the attention of another woman, he cheated on me, I broke up with him and I was so happy without him! Then he broke into my house in the middle of the night, drunk and crying,"you can't just leave me like that! Give me another (FUCK ME) chance... why did I??? I will never know... one month later he's dumping me, saying, "I shouldn't be with ANYone right now, I am a mess (fucking RIGHT!)"... two weeks later he moved in with the girl he cheated on me with.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! JOKES ON FUCKING ME!!!!!!
After that I had to see them together all the time (small world, ashland) wearing all the fine clothes I bought him. Damn, I still get sick to my stomach when I think of it...
I recommend cutting your losses... IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!
Otherwise, I agree with Rebecca~ tell him your own details, and really let it fly! He ought to shut it then...
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:57 AMHaha well ... to be fair... I have done that. hahaha
I actually did happen to have a threesome recently with a very very hot friend of mine, that he was always trying to get happen when we were together, so I threw that in to torture him.
AND I did go on quite a tangent about my new boyfriends abnormally large appendage, and how concerned I am about it fitting all the way in me. Awwww, the pitfalls of having a tight little box....and a boyfriend with a monstrous cock.... life is tough.
I like the "is your dad into anal?" haha that's pretty good. haha
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:03 AM"I like the "is your dad into anal?" haha that's pretty good. haha "
That's a new favorite of mine, as well!
RAUNCHY!!
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:14 AMHa Naomi, you're probably so right. I he's using the money and cat sitting thing to stay in touch with me.
He's an alcoholic, so he has potential, but spontaneously his life goes to shit when he starts drinking.
I need to just stop getting my hopes up about being paid back.
haha you live in Ashland - okay, so if you see a Red Mitsubishi Mirage all smashed on the driver's side front - that's me!!!
He bashed my car into the carport when he was high on valium!!! And is supposed to pay me back to get it fixed.
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:27 AM"And is supposed to pay me back to get it fixed. "...
Yah, right~ and I'm starring on Broadway in "Hairspray" tonite...
"He's an alcoholic"...
HUH! So was my ex... go figg-er!
"he has potential"...
Don't they all... *sheesh* When will I fall for a man who is MEETING his potential????
(I suppose when I begin to, myself... uh... yeah)
I did live in Ashland, for 11 YEARS!! I just moved to Portland one month ago, almost to the day...
*WHEW* Almost didn't make it out... you have to be very still, and not thrash about~ it will only make you sink more quickly...
That is one relationship that lasted waaaayyyyyy beyond it's sell-by date...
Just like the one your describing...
Don't let him hold you hostage.
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:52 AMHey, maybe it's the same guy!!! Wouldn't that be something? Haha! KIDDING!
God DAMN Naomi, that's some fucked up shit right there, too. Reminds me of an ex I had. One of those "Bend over backwards just so they can fuck you even harder" situations. Ah, we live, we learn, WE BITCH! -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:56 AM<maybe it's the same guy!!! Wouldn't that be something? Haha! KIDDING>
haha - that'd be hilarious and highly probable in this area.
Yeah I know - he's not going to pay be back - what am I smoking?
>Don't thrash around> haha Naomi - you are a rockstar.
I love you bitches!! I feel so much better now!! -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 12:05 PMHmmmm, he did drive around in a lil' red car... hahaha
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:54 AMI say, evey time he emails you... you reply with "Do you have my money?"
no matter what he emails you back with, you reply with "do you have my money?"
Either he gets annoyed with you and STOPS emailing you disgusting details about his "made-up" sex life... or he pays ya.
Don't allow him the satisfaction of your voice..ur.. typing. He had his chance, and he blew it
GAME OVER! -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:57 AMOr you can email him in between emails.
"Do you have my money, bitch?" I would not let that rat bastard have a chance of messing up your poor cat -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:59 AMYeah, fuck that. Get the money he owes you and use it to pay for a cat-sitter. You could probably find someone here on Tribe who'll do it. Or a friend. Just stop thinking of him as the only option. He's a bitch and might try to fuck your cat.
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:57 AMI totally agree. Awesome suggestion. "Do you have my money" should be your new mantra with him. How's it going? Good. Do you have my money? So I boinked Candy. Great. Do you have my money? My mom died. I'm so sorry. Do you have my money? -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 12:00 PM<My mom died. I'm so sorry. Do you have my money?>
hahahahahaha!!!
So evil!!! So magically delicous!!
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 12:06 PMI agree wholeheartedly!
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 12:09 PMand if that doesn't work.... send him a dead rat -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 1:00 PMOr poop from your cat in a box wrapped in pretty paper and ribbons. He'll think it's something special and will open it and be RIGHT! -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 1:42 PMand if he emails to tell you about it... what do you say???
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 2:20 PMYeah haha!!
'dear Mandy someone sent me a dead rat, and the next day I got some cat shit wrapped up in a box with a ribbon"
My Reply:
"really, how interesting. gimme my money Ho. Don't make me smack a bitch up." -
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Tue, April 3, 2007 - 5:01 PMIs Mandy gonna hafta choke a bitch? -
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Wed, April 4, 2007 - 8:43 AMGet the money. Get off the phone. If he wants to tell you about his sex life, give him your new 900 #. Or mine. I need the money. I've had this syndrome too, ex's yammering away about the new lays. It just makes them look shallow and makes me happy I'm no longer the one with them being taken for granted. But you are still on the line if he's got your money. Either give it up or grab him by the balls and make him cough it up. And there has to be more than one guy in the world who will babysit your cats. Really. -
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Wed, April 4, 2007 - 11:10 AMYeah agreed, well he's emailing, I don't want to talk to him on the phone. The $$ would be nice, but the cat thing isn't a big deal.
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Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:11 PMI posted a new photo in honor of your ex, Mandy. I hope you like it! -
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Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:25 PMas Paris Hilton would say "Love it".
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