Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

topic posted Tue, April 3, 2007 - 7:56 AM by  Mandy
AAAAAAHH

I got a rage bitches - My fucking ex boyfriend, is "still in love with me" according to him, and emails me daily, I rarely respond.

I'm only keeping in touch because, he owes me money (no wonder he's an ex) and he might help me out and take my cat in a month.

BUT everytime he hooks up with someone he feels the need to email me and tell me about it!! WTF!!!??? I mean I know what he's trying to do, let me know that other women want him, or make me jealous or something. Which it doesn't do, I dumped his loser-ass. And I have a new boyfriend that I'm madly in love with - which makes him nuts!

But why SICK - it's sooooo disgusting - these girls he's boning - I know they are just nasty sluts, I've seen him with one of them before. They are just an easy lay, his standards are sooo low.


AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY WON"T HE FUCK OFFF!!!!!!
posted by:
Mandy
Oregon
  • Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

    Tue, April 3, 2007 - 9:42 AM
    You either put up with his shit or cut him off. He might be too stupid to know the difference between "polite" and "jump your bones".

    You can try to be direct. It might work, but do not count on it.
    Have you specifically told him that his emails make you feel ill? Tell him that when he hooks up with girls, you would rather rip out your intestines with a fork then hear about it. You have to be that clear.

    It boils down to the fact he has a couple things over you. Money and kittysitting might be worth putting up with his crap. You must decide.
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    Tue, April 3, 2007 - 9:45 AM
    Yeah the money is kinda worth it. That sounds bad, but it's one of those things, where I totally gave way too much in the relationship and he's "back on his feet" now, which he never fucking was when he was with me, but it'd be so nice to be paid back what he owes me.

    But yeah I told him that, it totally sicks me out and makes my brain melt out of my ears like gravy to hear about his "conquests".

    I told him, I don't expect him to be celebate, but the less I know the better. That I way I don't get angry and try to throw large objects at his head.
    • Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

      Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:20 AM
      Fuck it. Start talking to him in detail about your sex life with your man. "Damn, now that we're on the subject of sex, my boyfriend's cock is SO HUGE I can barely get it all in my mouth". Make shit up like, "Yeah, then when he stuck his cock in my ass, a bunch of santorum squirted out all over the place and really started to stink. Luckily, his dog had just came into the room and licked it up for us. It was really gross, but sexy in a weird way, you know? Actually, now that I mention it, is your dad into anal? I always thought he was really hot. He was a great kisser, at least." Etc. Etc.

      Don't forget. we're supposed to be bitches here. Show that little dork what's what. He's just telling you this shit hoping to get a reaction. You should tell him how neat you think it is that he's getting some pussy considering...and leave it at that.
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      Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:02 AM
      "Yeah the money is kinda worth it...
      it totally sicks me out and makes my brain melt out of my ears like gravy...
      he's "back on his feet" now, which he never fucking was when he was with me, but it'd be so nice to be paid back what he owes me. "

      I have sooo been in this situation, or something like it... I had a boyfriend who was a housepainter, but it was off-season; he moved in with me and I supported him with my school loans... I bought him all kinds of clothes, too, so at least he could LOOK cute... he looked so cute, he got the attention of another woman, he cheated on me, I broke up with him and I was so happy without him! Then he broke into my house in the middle of the night, drunk and crying,"you can't just leave me like that! Give me another (FUCK ME) chance... why did I??? I will never know... one month later he's dumping me, saying, "I shouldn't be with ANYone right now, I am a mess (fucking RIGHT!)"... two weeks later he moved in with the girl he cheated on me with.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! JOKES ON FUCKING ME!!!!!!
      After that I had to see them together all the time (small world, ashland) wearing all the fine clothes I bought him. Damn, I still get sick to my stomach when I think of it...

      I recommend cutting your losses... IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!

      Otherwise, I agree with Rebecca~ tell him your own details, and really let it fly! He ought to shut it then...
  • Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

    Tue, April 3, 2007 - 10:57 AM
    Haha well ... to be fair... I have done that. hahaha

    I actually did happen to have a threesome recently with a very very hot friend of mine, that he was always trying to get happen when we were together, so I threw that in to torture him.

    AND I did go on quite a tangent about my new boyfriends abnormally large appendage, and how concerned I am about it fitting all the way in me. Awwww, the pitfalls of having a tight little box....and a boyfriend with a monstrous cock.... life is tough.


    I like the "is your dad into anal?" haha that's pretty good. haha

    Geez.. I'm a fucking bitch... haha
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      Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

      Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:03 AM
      "I like the "is your dad into anal?" haha that's pretty good. haha "

      That's a new favorite of mine, as well!

      RAUNCHY!!

      LOVE IT!!!
      • Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

        Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:14 AM
        Ha Naomi, you're probably so right. I he's using the money and cat sitting thing to stay in touch with me.

        He's an alcoholic, so he has potential, but spontaneously his life goes to shit when he starts drinking.

        I need to just stop getting my hopes up about being paid back.

        haha you live in Ashland - okay, so if you see a Red Mitsubishi Mirage all smashed on the driver's side front - that's me!!!

        He bashed my car into the carport when he was high on valium!!! And is supposed to pay me back to get it fixed.

        NEATO!!!
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          Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

          Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:27 AM
          "And is supposed to pay me back to get it fixed. "...
          Yah, right~ and I'm starring on Broadway in "Hairspray" tonite...

          "He's an alcoholic"...
          HUH! So was my ex... go figg-er!

          "he has potential"...
          Don't they all... *sheesh* When will I fall for a man who is MEETING his potential????
          (I suppose when I begin to, myself... uh... yeah)

          I did live in Ashland, for 11 YEARS!! I just moved to Portland one month ago, almost to the day...
          *WHEW* Almost didn't make it out... you have to be very still, and not thrash about~ it will only make you sink more quickly...
          That is one relationship that lasted waaaayyyyyy beyond it's sell-by date...
          Just like the one your describing...

          Don't let him hold you hostage.
          I beg of you.
          • Re: Quit Telling Me Everyone You Bone!!!

            Tue, April 3, 2007 - 11:52 AM
            Hey, maybe it's the same guy!!! Wouldn't that be something? Haha! KIDDING!

            God DAMN Naomi, that's some fucked up shit right there, too. Reminds me of an ex I had. One of those "Bend over backwards just so they can fuck you even harder" situations. Ah, we live, we learn, WE BITCH!

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