For use at your will against those who offend thee:
May boils bother and plague you
May corns adorn your feet
May crabs as big as manhole covers
Crawl on your balls and eat.
And when you're old and useless
And a syphillitic wreck,
May your spine drop through your asshole
And break your fucking neck.
Don't say I never gave you anything!
May boils bother and plague you
May corns adorn your feet
May crabs as big as manhole covers
Crawl on your balls and eat.
And when you're old and useless
And a syphillitic wreck,
May your spine drop through your asshole
And break your fucking neck.
Don't say I never gave you anything!
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Sun, February 25, 2007 - 9:31 AMYou would not be roused enough to go to San Jose in about 90 minutes, would ya?
Bitch. -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Sun, February 25, 2007 - 9:40 AMBitch, I'll be in Palo Alto celebrating my son's girlfriend's birthday!
But, yeah, I saw that and am jealous I'm missing it. Give the AOC lots of love from this bitch! -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Sun, February 25, 2007 - 9:45 AMI would let you off the hook, but that is not a very bitchy thing to do.
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Mon, February 26, 2007 - 6:25 PMOh, hey, thanks!
I just wish I'd had it to share with a loved one for Valentine's Day. -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Mon, February 26, 2007 - 7:59 PMThere's always next year.
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:17 PMMandy should use this one, too! -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:27 PMSweet sassy mo lassy -
I'll have to copy that into my email as my signature, so it's in every email to him, and the message will consist of my 3 favorite words:
"Gimme My Money". -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:36 PMDiddle your skanks
to your heart's content
'tis no bother to me
But as I once said
and shall say once again,
Bitch, you best give me
my money! -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:40 PMhaha OMG that's so effing awesome!!!! -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:42 PMFeel free to use at will. ;) -
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Re: A curse for my bitches and bastards
Wed, April 4, 2007 - 12:47 PMWooOOOOOoooOoooooOOoW!
Rebecca, you are brilliant:DDDDDDDDDDDD
(and talented!)
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
I think I'll memorize that!
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